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An inside joke is a joke formed between two or more people that no one other than those few people will ever understand until you explain it to them. And even when you do explain it to them, they may get the joke but may not find it even remotely amusing. People generally find inside jokes annoying, as the joke makes absolutley no sense on its own in any context.
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Posted by Rahul(2,sep 2010) under Love Shayari No Comments
Teacher: Bade ho kar tum kya karoge?
Student: Ji shaadi.
Teacher: Mera matalab, kya banoge?
Student: Ji dulha.
Teacher: Are, mera matlab hai, kya hasil karoge?
Student: Ji DULHAN.
Posted by Rani(2,sep 2010) under Love Shayari No Comments
एक गृहस्थ अपने चार साल के लड़के को डॉक्टर के पास ले गया
गृहस्थ - डॉक्टर , देखोना मेरे लडकेने मेरे फ्लैट की चाबी निगल ली है
डॉक्टर - चाबी निगलनेके बाद कितना समय हुवा है ?
गृहस्थ - दस दिन हुवे होगे
डॉक्टर - क्या? दस दिन? इतने दिन के बाद तुम उसे मेरे पास ला रहे हो?
गृहस्थ - इतने दिन हमारे पास duplicate चाबी थी न ... वो आज ही गूम गयी
Posted by Ramesh(12,sep 2010) under Love Shayari No Comments
Sardar talking on cell.
2nd Sardar : Kis se baat kar raho ho.
1st Sardar: Biwi se…
2nd Sardar : Itne… Pyaar se?
1st Sardar : Tumhari hai…
Posted by Sunil(5,sep 2010) under Love Shayari No Comments
Girl Demand For Ice Cream..
Boy Purchased it..
Girl: Thank U
Boy: Only Thank U?
Girl: U Want Ki$S Na?
Boy:Chup Kar!! Aadhi Ice Cream De Mujhe.
Posted by Geeta(9,sep 2010) under sad Shayari No Comments
Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map.
Maria: This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: Maria did.
Posted by Tinku(18,sep 2010) under Love Shayari No Comments
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